[15] and you might say it's self-indulgent
Jul. 4th, 2010 02:29 pm...This isn't good.
[After that pointless little message over the phones, Dist will be outside with the Kaiser, working on sharpening its large buzzsaw with a power grinder, sending a shower of sparks into the air; the attack on Town Hall had dulled it considerably. He seems more serious than usual.]
[After that pointless little message over the phones, Dist will be outside with the Kaiser, working on sharpening its large buzzsaw with a power grinder, sending a shower of sparks into the air; the attack on Town Hall had dulled it considerably. He seems more serious than usual.]
Hey. Star guy. Come fight me.
[If Dist had ever bothered to get the man's name, he can't remember it now. After making the call, he goes back out to sit in the Kaiser and wait. The gun has been reattached; it had been difficult, but Dist eventually managed to correct its issues without actually shooting anything else. And now that the paint has been cleaned off, there's no reason to postpone this any longer; as an afterthought, he'd installed a couple of straps to slip his feet into since he was without his chair, so hopefully sliding wonn't be an issue.
As a side note, he will do his best to spare the house any further destruction. The gun is loaded, but ideally he won't have to use it. Anyone else who shows up will likely get an interesting show.]
[If Dist had ever bothered to get the man's name, he can't remember it now. After making the call, he goes back out to sit in the Kaiser and wait. The gun has been reattached; it had been difficult, but Dist eventually managed to correct its issues without actually shooting anything else. And now that the paint has been cleaned off, there's no reason to postpone this any longer; as an afterthought, he'd installed a couple of straps to slip his feet into since he was without his chair, so hopefully sliding wonn't be an issue.
As a side note, he will do his best to spare the house any further destruction. The gun is loaded, but ideally he won't have to use it. Anyone else who shows up will likely get an interesting show.]
[There's talking yelling over the receiver immediately; it seems as though he's been ranting for a good thirty seconds before the phone actually picked it up.]
--this is another one of Jade's tricks I will flay him alive! All my clothes are gone and I've never been in this house before and there's a strange woman and I am going to kill someone over this if I don't get my clothes and robots back. In their sleep. With a knife. A gorgeous knife. That's on fire. Just watch your back, whoever you are. I'm very good at finding people, and I will find you.
[Beat.]
...But at least I can go outside again.
[This fact made the whole situation significantly less Not Okay, even, but far be it from Dist to not find something to bitch about.]
--this is another one of Jade's tricks I will flay him alive! All my clothes are gone and I've never been in this house before and there's a strange woman and I am going to kill someone over this if I don't get my clothes and robots back. In their sleep. With a knife. A gorgeous knife. That's on fire. Just watch your back, whoever you are. I'm very good at finding people, and I will find you.
[Beat.]
...But at least I can go outside again.
[This fact made the whole situation significantly less Not Okay, even, but far be it from Dist to not find something to bitch about.]