buildstherobots: (suddenly the night has grown colder)
[Unfiltered, from a pay phone. His voice is shaking.]

I...

I need help. I've been injured very badly.

[A pause, where it seems like he may have hung up the phone.]

...Please.
buildstherobots: (Default)
What's going on? Why is everything grey? Where is the Kaiser? And most importantly, what am I WEARING?!
buildstherobots: (Default)
[Filtered to Vietnam]

How many guns do you have?
buildstherobots: (threats and then backs down)
...This isn't good.

[After that pointless little message over the phones, Dist will be outside with the Kaiser, working on sharpening its large buzzsaw with a power grinder, sending a shower of sparks into the air; the attack on Town Hall had dulled it considerably. He seems more serious than usual.]
buildstherobots: (they ought to drown him in holy water)
Just out of curiosity, how many of us have heavy machinery? Like my Kaiser, or Russia's tank.

[filtered from drones]
Has the town actually filled itself up with incredibly dangerous and destructive weaponry, at our hands, on purpose?
buildstherobots: (they ought to drown him in holy water)
Hey. Star guy. Come fight me.

[If Dist had ever bothered to get the man's name, he can't remember it now. After making the call, he goes back out to sit in the Kaiser and wait. The gun has been reattached; it had been difficult, but Dist eventually managed to correct its issues without actually shooting anything else. And now that the paint has been cleaned off, there's no reason to postpone this any longer; as an afterthought, he'd installed a couple of straps to slip his feet into since he was without his chair, so hopefully sliding wonn't be an issue.

As a side note, he will do his best to spare the house any further destruction. The gun is loaded, but ideally he won't have to use it. Anyone else who shows up will likely get an interesting show.]

[9]

May. 16th, 2010 09:41 pm
buildstherobots: (you're big enough to stop pretending)
...What happened?

[6]

Mar. 29th, 2010 11:25 pm
buildstherobots: (and isn't she pretty in pink)
Where can I get makeup in this place? The supply in the house is running low.

[4]

Mar. 9th, 2010 11:26 am
buildstherobots: (walking a bridge on weakening cables)
...Does anyone have a couch they need to get rid of?

[3]

Mar. 1st, 2010 07:51 pm
buildstherobots: (hey! its been a lovely day!)
...Can I have my drone wife back?

[1]

Feb. 27th, 2010 02:38 pm
buildstherobots: (so poorly cast as a malcontent)
[There's talking yelling over the receiver immediately; it seems as though he's been ranting for a good thirty seconds before the phone actually picked it up.]

--this is another one of Jade's tricks I will flay him alive! All my clothes are gone and I've never been in this house before and there's a strange woman and I am going to kill someone over this if I don't get my clothes and robots back. In their sleep. With a knife. A gorgeous knife. That's on fire. Just watch your back, whoever you are. I'm very good at finding people, and I will find you.

[Beat.]

...But at least I can go outside again.

[This fact made the whole situation significantly less Not Okay, even, but far be it from Dist to not find something to bitch about.]
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