buildstherobots: (so poorly cast as a malcontent)
buildstherobots ([personal profile] buildstherobots) wrote2010-02-27 02:38 pm
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[There's talking yelling over the receiver immediately; it seems as though he's been ranting for a good thirty seconds before the phone actually picked it up.]

--this is another one of Jade's tricks I will flay him alive! All my clothes are gone and I've never been in this house before and there's a strange woman and I am going to kill someone over this if I don't get my clothes and robots back. In their sleep. With a knife. A gorgeous knife. That's on fire. Just watch your back, whoever you are. I'm very good at finding people, and I will find you.

[Beat.]

...But at least I can go outside again.

[This fact made the whole situation significantly less Not Okay, even, but far be it from Dist to not find something to bitch about.]

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
An intelligent machine, then, I'm guessing.

Tell me more.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Living, sentient machine, thank you.

... like what?

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Where do you come from? Who built you?

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Cybertron.

The All Spark.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you want me to say? I'm not a medic, and that's... about as much as I remember of my own creation.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hn. Fair enough. I suppose it's not that important.

This place is very strange.

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Why did you want to know, anyway?

Ohhh you don't know the half of it.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Curiosity. Machinery is my specialty; of course I'm going to want to find out about new kinds.

Just how bad does it get here?

[identity profile] weaponsparked.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
If Ratchet were here, he'd talk your audio receptors off.

... Depends on the date. Sometimes it's deadly, sometimes it's just downright humiliating.