buildstherobots: (so poorly cast as a malcontent)
buildstherobots ([personal profile] buildstherobots) wrote2010-02-27 02:38 pm
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[There's talking yelling over the receiver immediately; it seems as though he's been ranting for a good thirty seconds before the phone actually picked it up.]

--this is another one of Jade's tricks I will flay him alive! All my clothes are gone and I've never been in this house before and there's a strange woman and I am going to kill someone over this if I don't get my clothes and robots back. In their sleep. With a knife. A gorgeous knife. That's on fire. Just watch your back, whoever you are. I'm very good at finding people, and I will find you.

[Beat.]

...But at least I can go outside again.

[This fact made the whole situation significantly less Not Okay, even, but far be it from Dist to not find something to bitch about.]

[identity profile] steel-massifail.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's understandable. Neither had I.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
This place really is strange.

Is there anything else I should know?

[Oh, yes, he is still skeptical. But this person(?) seemed friendly enough, and Dist does respond well to friendliness when it's offered.]

[identity profile] steel-massifail.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
You're expected to live in a family of four to five people, including yourself. Husband, wife, and two to three kids.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
...I never agreed to having a wife.

[Beat.]

...OR children. They can't just make me breed.

[identity profile] steel-massifail.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
W-well, they don't do that, but you're sort of... forced to live with them. S-so, um. It's best to make the best of it...?

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that's better than the alternative. If they don't get in my way, I'm happy to not get in theirs.

[identity profile] steel-massifail.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
If they're drones, you can... forcibly move them out of your way. If they're regular people, you should at least try to make nice.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose if I'm stuck with them then I have no choice.

[identity profile] steel-massifail.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Steel Massimo, by the way. It's nice to meet you.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Likewise; you've been very helpful. Call me Dist.

[identity profile] steel-massifail.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to help, Dist. It's the least I can do.