buildstherobots: (they ought to drown him in holy water)
buildstherobots ([personal profile] buildstherobots) wrote2010-05-18 02:32 pm
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[Dist is out in his driveway, meticulously working with the Kaiser's gun. He'd been a bit nervous about powering him up, but unlike last time he didn't start sparking and exploding, so Dist decided to count his blessings. Later on he would do a more thorough inspection, but for the moment his main project was modifying the gun to fire something other than its specialized fonic shells. Nails had seemed like a cheap and effective alternative, and as such he'd built up a stack of them sizable enough to build himself a second house. Now, the only thing to do would be to load it up and see if it could fire them in the first place to determine just how much modification would be necessary... so, naturally, he loaded the gun up and aimed it at the lawn.

Another thirty or so seconds later, the lawn, the side of the house, and half of the car are riddled with hot nails. The gun had fired, but it had spun wildly out of control; the only reason Dist hadn't been run through was because he'd been holding it from behind. Completely unperturbed, he sits himself down in the Kaiser's cockpit and begins to take the gun apart.]

[identity profile] child-abuser.livejournal.com 2010-05-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds pretty boring to me.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-19 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It's only boring because you're stupid.

[identity profile] child-abuser.livejournal.com 2010-05-19 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...Nah, pretty sure it's just boring. Do you listen to yourself talk?

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-19 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
What does that have to do with anything?

Jecht has a new trolling target

[identity profile] child-abuser.livejournal.com 2010-05-19 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
If you were listening to yourself, you'd realize how damn boring you are.

ffffff and dist is so easy to troll

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-19 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not boring! You just don't understand because you're a brutish savage!

[identity profile] child-abuser.livejournal.com 2010-05-19 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, listen to you! 'Brutish savage!' Who the hell even talks like that?

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-19 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I talk like that! I'm sophisticated, unlike you!

[identity profile] child-abuser.livejournal.com 2010-05-19 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
'Sophisticated.' So that's what they're callin' it these days.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-19 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Well what do savages like you call it?

[identity profile] child-abuser.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Gay.

Hell, I'm amazed it took me this long to figure it out.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
There is absolutely nothing wrong with how I talk!

[identity profile] child-abuser.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I bet it drives all the guys wild.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Dist gives Jecht a stiff shove. All 130 pounds of him. Yep.]

Go away! I have work to do here!

[identity profile] child-abuser.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[IS LIKE BRICK WALL. Dist earns a disdainful laugh for his efforts.]

"Yeah, sure thing, buddy. I was gettin' bored anyway."

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Good! So go!

[He scoops up a handful of nails and is entirely prepared to throw them if he has to.]

[identity profile] child-abuser.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Shakes his head and just walks away laughing.]

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Don't laugh at me!

[Dist pitches the nails at Jecht's retreating back anyway, mostly out of frustration.]