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buildstherobots) wrote2010-05-18 02:32 pm
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[Dist is out in his driveway, meticulously working with the Kaiser's gun. He'd been a bit nervous about powering him up, but unlike last time he didn't start sparking and exploding, so Dist decided to count his blessings. Later on he would do a more thorough inspection, but for the moment his main project was modifying the gun to fire something other than its specialized fonic shells. Nails had seemed like a cheap and effective alternative, and as such he'd built up a stack of them sizable enough to build himself a second house. Now, the only thing to do would be to load it up and see if it could fire them in the first place to determine just how much modification would be necessary... so, naturally, he loaded the gun up and aimed it at the lawn.
Another thirty or so seconds later, the lawn, the side of the house, and half of the car are riddled with hot nails. The gun had fired, but it had spun wildly out of control; the only reason Dist hadn't been run through was because he'd been holding it from behind. Completely unperturbed, he sits himself down in the Kaiser's cockpit and begins to take the gun apart.]
Another thirty or so seconds later, the lawn, the side of the house, and half of the car are riddled with hot nails. The gun had fired, but it had spun wildly out of control; the only reason Dist hadn't been run through was because he'd been holding it from behind. Completely unperturbed, he sits himself down in the Kaiser's cockpit and begins to take the gun apart.]
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What is this?
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Souls? I can't say it's ever been attempted. We don't even know if they exist.
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Ever hear of a Homunculus? [Climbing up the back of it to get a better look of this weird machine he's never seen before. Tapping on the green light on the front!] Helloo---?
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[Okay, he's getting nosy. Dist sets the gun down gently, then moves over to the control panel to start the Kaiser up. He doesn't intend to get into another fight with it, but he can give a demonstration. Just this once.]
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I'm not going to move him around much, calm down. Without my chair I don't have very solid footing.
[Once the Kaiser has stood up fully, Dist lets go and leans against the control panel.]
Tell me about alchemy.
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I don't really get it myself, but it's supposed to be some ancient science used to manipulate things around you to change it into something else. There's loads of things you can do with it, actually. You can fuse animals and humans together, bind a soul to a suit of armor... Even try and bring the dead back to life. I've never heard of that working, but you can create humans. I just happen to be one of those created humans.
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What's your name?
[It was nice to have a conversation with someone that didn't involve screaming or threats.]
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Greed.
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I suppose that makes sense. What is it you want? Everything?
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I want money. I want women. I want power and fame. I want everything in the whole world!
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[Amused!]
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