buildstherobots: (they ought to drown him in holy water)
buildstherobots ([personal profile] buildstherobots) wrote2010-05-18 02:32 pm
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[Dist is out in his driveway, meticulously working with the Kaiser's gun. He'd been a bit nervous about powering him up, but unlike last time he didn't start sparking and exploding, so Dist decided to count his blessings. Later on he would do a more thorough inspection, but for the moment his main project was modifying the gun to fire something other than its specialized fonic shells. Nails had seemed like a cheap and effective alternative, and as such he'd built up a stack of them sizable enough to build himself a second house. Now, the only thing to do would be to load it up and see if it could fire them in the first place to determine just how much modification would be necessary... so, naturally, he loaded the gun up and aimed it at the lawn.

Another thirty or so seconds later, the lawn, the side of the house, and half of the car are riddled with hot nails. The gun had fired, but it had spun wildly out of control; the only reason Dist hadn't been run through was because he'd been holding it from behind. Completely unperturbed, he sits himself down in the Kaiser's cockpit and begins to take the gun apart.]
thenorthernwall: (Get ready to die.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2010-05-18 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you missed and hit me. How are you going to make up for this, before I turn my team and countrymates on you?

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Oh. That's what the blood was from.

Well, this is no good.]

It was an accident! You can't blame me for that!
thenorthernwall: (Guaranteed to blow your mind.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2010-05-18 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I can blame you for anything I like!

You're fixing the house!

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
No you can't! That isn't fair; I don't know how to fix it!
thenorthernwall: (Get ready to die.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2010-05-18 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It is fair! I replanted the yard, too, so if any of the trees are damaged, those are also your responsibility.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No! I'm not fixing anything; it wasn't my fault.
thenorthernwall: (RAEG.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2010-05-18 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It was your machine that did it.

...That's it. I'm making phone calls.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Wait.]

Who are you calling?
thenorthernwall: (Sneering won't give me wrinkles.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2010-05-18 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye.

Then I'm calling Sniper.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't think that's really necessary.
thenorthernwall: (Default)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2010-05-18 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Then get to fixing my house.
thenorthernwall: (The Armstrong Heirloom.)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2010-05-18 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm apparently the one who cares if it's intact. Fix it.

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-18 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I told you, I don't know how. I fix machines, not houses.
thenorthernwall: (Beneath the surface...)

[personal profile] thenorthernwall 2010-05-18 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
... [She just picks up the phone.]

[identity profile] buildstherobots.livejournal.com 2010-05-19 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Dist scowls and walks out. That gun will need to be properly recalibrated.]